(980921原建1010106新增)相信每個媽媽都會對孩子這樣碎碎唸吧~~ 而且這首歌最後的歌詞是每天都會這樣重覆著... 唱這首歌的媽媽~他的孩子還真是幸福阿!!

天下的媽媽都是一樣的，原來愛的碎碎念是一件幸福的事。

媽媽的碎碎念～～～The Mom Song

這是首超讚的歌，唱的是一個母親一天要說的所有話。
她說話超快的，所以需要好眼力跟好聽力啊......

影片是唱一個母親一天會說的所有話，原作者將歌詞翻譯後附進去了。有些翻譯可能跟原文不太相同，為了符合台灣母親的口吻所以這樣調整，還請多包含....

The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics

"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you BelleFlower15!)

"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!

“媽媽”這首歌，唱威廉告訴序曲，由Anita Renfroe。
媽媽說，在24小時內，濃縮成2分55秒！歡鬧和人才！
“媽媽之歌”歌詞如下。 （謝謝​​ BelleFlower15！）

“媽媽之歌”

立即起床
立即起床
下床
洗臉
刷牙
梳理你磕頭蟲
這裡是你的衣服和你的鞋子
聽到我說的話
現在起床！起來，使你的床
你熱嗎？你冷嗎？
你穿的那？
您的書籍和你的午餐，你的功課在哪裡？
抓斗你的外套和手套，圍巾和帽子
不要忘記！你總得餵貓
吃你的早餐，專家告訴我們，它的最重要的是重要的一餐
把你的維生素，所以你長大了有一天大和高
請記住的矯正將看到
不要忘記你的鋼琴課是今天下午，所以你必須發揮
不鏟
慢慢咀嚼
但急於
巴士是在這裡
要小心
回來這裡
你洗你的耳朵後面嗎？
在外面玩，不玩粗糙，你只是玩玩公平嗎？
要有禮貌，讓朋友，不要忘記分享
工作，等待輪到你了，從來沒有敢
相處！不要讓我下來有
整理房間，折你的衣服，把你的東西，
使你的床，現在就這樣做，我們每天都？
你出生在一個穀倉？你想一些乾草嗎？
你甚至可以聽到我說的一個詞嗎？
接電話！下車的電話！
不要坐那麼近，轉下來，沒有在表中的短信
沒有更多的計算機時間今晚！
您的iPod如果你不聽我的iPod
你要去哪裡和與誰，什麼時候你覺得你回家？
說謝謝，請，對不起，讓你到處受歡迎漫遊
哪天你會明白我的智慧，當你長大，你長大
不能等到你有一個屬於自己的的兩個小孩子
你會感謝我的律師，我非常願意給你
但現在我感謝你，你的眼睛，我不卷
當你咀嚼，閉上你的嘴，將不勝感激
以一個咬的東西，也許你恨
用你的叉子，不打嗝，我將設置你直
我請你的盤子吃的食物
獲得一個，獲得門，不要跟我聰明
一握，在這裡，我會數到三
找到一份工作，獲得生命，獲得博士學位
獲取劑量，
我的媽媽，媽媽，媽媽，媽媽，媽媽！...

[參考來源]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxT5NwQUtVM